Zaquri Versus Zaquri

Zaquri has once again landed himself in the human world. A garganta closed behind him as he made his quiet and hopefully unnoticed entrance. He hovered in the air just over a pond which lay deep inside a forest. The moon reflected in this pond and provided little light for the rest of the setting. It was going to be hard to see Black shinigami who weren't captains or hollows that blended in with the shadows. Hopping up once immediately after, Zaquri started lowering towards the dirt being covered with the artificial grass sheet. When Zaquri landed he put his hands on his hips and let out a big smile. "And here I thought I was sequestered. TAKE THAT AIZEN YOU LITTLE BITCH!" Zaquri said as he started chuckling. He didn't like how he chuckled so he burst out laughing hysterically. He stopped and let out a sigh and used his left hand to wipe the tears from off his right and left cheek. At this point the only question now was who going to react to His presence, The answer was definitely not going to be nobody and the 'who' part didn't concern Zaquri at all. Lately he has been feeling sequestered and apart of the collection of useless monsters at Aizens disposal. The only thing that would lighten Zaquris' mood was either weed or killing someone. The former worked better. Zaquri started doing jumping jacks hopping to make the person who spotted him laugh and give away their position if they hid their reiatsu... It also gave Zaquri pleasure in seeing people other than himself laughing at one of his jokes or actions.

Zaquri arrived at the park 45 minutes exactly before The other destined combatant did. He was waiting for someone to show up because lately he felt depressed and trapped in Hueco mundo after being dropped from the Espadas. Zaquri was walking through the snake infested landscape trying to find an opponent worthy enough to be his 'punchline' and happened to stumble on the loser trying to do jumping jacks. Moving a large narrow branch out of his way and stepping into the open, Zaquri saw the Arrancar doing jumping jacks. Zaquri was about to laugh but instead kept it together... He noticed right away that the arrancar was a comedic genius but Zaquri wanted to show this Arrancar was an even BIGGER comedic genius so he let out his laugh whiel falling on his back holding his stomach with both arms. "AHAHAHAHAHA! Fucking stupid Weirdo! HAHAHAHAHA" Zaquri purposely let himself be found by the arrancar.

Zaquri stopped his jumping jacks to look down on the Arrancar who was foolishly letting out a fake laugh and shouting "Fucking stupid weirdo". Zaquri knew that this fellow was feigning, so out of anger Zaquri drew his blade and then took his foolish stance setting his feet apart to remain balanced and holding his Zanpakutou with both hands in a traditional Japanese samurai style. He narrowed his eyes even more and let the right corner of mouth curve upwards while parting his lips to show teeth to make it seem like he was his interpretation of a cocky Arrancar. "Thats right... Lie down and laugh AND DIE" Zaquri leaped off of his right foot and started towards the arrancar lying down. Instead of Preforming a sonido, Zaquri just flew towards the ground suited man. Zaquri raised his blade over his head mid trip and then brought it down over the belly of the arrancar aiming to slash down his stomach and chop into his penis when the other arrancar got within arms reach.

Zaquri started tearing as he laughed and finally he noticed the opponent stopped jumping and then drew his blade. Zaquri gasped and then shot up, He was a bit proud that it seemed his attempt at making the arrancar mad wasn't in vain but he was concerned with how the Opponent reacted by jupming off towards him. He was moving awfully fast but he didn't use Sonido. To Zaquri this looked as though he wasn't that fast, there is no way he could hold back when he seems so mad. Zaquri smiled softly in relief but decided that it would be best if he didn't hold back. Zaquri put his hand on his hilt and then sonido'd towards his opponent just as he lifted his blade over his head. While moving towards The Arrancar, Zaquri drew his blade with his right hand while slashing Vertically at the abdomen of the Arrancar. The thought crossed Zaquri's mind that the opponents reflexes might be good so he decided to add everything he had into that swing power wise.