The 12th Division Captain is looking for individuals who would be willing to participate in experiments that may not seem to have a point, but will be performed regardless. Individuals who have trembling enthusiasm for plunging quivering needles into flesh preferred (kidding). Experiments include combat oriented experiments, testing of new equipment, intellectual oriented experiments, and social experiments. Contact during business hours only please.
Disclaimer: The 12th Division and all of its affiliates are not responsible for any injury, maiming, death, or other unpleasant result of an experiment. If you have a complaint, please take it to the Vice-Captain, who will take care of the problem.